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'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You may now kick the bride.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"You are still here."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Love your feng shui!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Frat House Feng Shui

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Feng Sushi

Cat Kung Fu

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

"Feng Shwoops!"

Dracula reading fang shui.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

I love what you've done with the place.

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

This is Bad Feng Shui!