Tai Chi Aficionado Pillows

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You may now kick the bride.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"You are still here."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Yin and Yang VPs.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

What your house plant says about you...

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Frat House Feng Shui

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Feng Sushi

Cat Kung Fu

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Dracula reading fang shui.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

I love what you've done with the place.

"Feng Shwoops!"