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How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

"1-1"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Hugh fans!"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Gift"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Tie Rolls

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Young Godzilla.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."