Taiji Enthusiast Pillows

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Hugh fans!"

"1-1"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Gift"

Official Fight Cards

"Which part are you reading for?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Tie Rolls

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Young Godzilla.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Tie-Land.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."