Japan Enthusiast Pillows

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

Monster Souvenir

Shinzō Abe

Sushi hats

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Tokyo City Limits

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

I'm your biggest fan.

Manga study #2

Bank as a money tree

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Japa-knees

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'