Japan Enthusiast Gifts

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

Monster Souvenir

Shinzō Abe

Sushi hats

Lost in translation

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Tokyo City Limits

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

I'm your biggest fan.

Bank as a money tree

Be the grass...

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

Japa-knees

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Santa Meets Godzilla

Manga study #2

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"