Japan Aficionado Gifts

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

Japan is falling apart.

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

Tokyo City Limits

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Ninja.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

Monster Souvenir

I'm your biggest fan.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Japa-knees

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'