Anime Aficionado Gifts

Ninja.

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Oh, I'm Flyman! Don't worry about me, I'm a big fan of your work!

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Hey, that guy is a doozie! He sounds honest, not chicken! Next election, he'll be my man! What's his name? What's his party?'

Hirohito

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Vlad the Impala

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Happy Gnu Year!"