Anime Addict Gifts

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Showbiz Awards

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Mikado

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Is anything good on?"

The cradle of mankind

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"