Anime Addict Pillows

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Showbiz Awards

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Mikado

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Stephen Fry

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Starvation Watching

Can't Touch This

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

The cradle of mankind

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Is anything good on?"

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'