Anime Aficionados Pillows

'I'm afraid you have a condition we in the cartoon world call 'Manga eyes'.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Vlad the Impala

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Bears catching fish

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Banana Split...

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Cat Tie

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Mouse Princess

Ghost School.