Japan Aficionado Pillows

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

Japan is falling apart.

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spring in Japan.

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Tokyo City Limits

Ninja.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

...Sheep worrying had taken on a whole new meaning on Joe's farm!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Monster Souvenir

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

I'm your biggest fan.

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

Japa-knees

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"