Japanese Culture Aficionado Pillows

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Mikado

The Selfie

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

TV stage door

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Spring in Japan.