Anime Lover Gifts

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

Manga study

Mikado

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"