Anime Enthusiast Gifts

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

Manga study #2

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

"He was a very good boy."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

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