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Ninja.

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Oh, I'm Flyman! Don't worry about me, I'm a big fan of your work!

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Hey, that guy is a doozie! He sounds honest, not chicken! Next election, he'll be my man! What's his name? What's his party?'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Hirohito

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Jurassic Parking Lot

Vlad the Impala

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"