Tai Chi Fan Pillows

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Tiger Costume

The polar olympics

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Running

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Frat House Feng Shui

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Feng Sushi

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Wow- your blood pressure is impressive."

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

Feng Shui for Farmers

I love what you've done with the place.

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

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