Tai Chi Learners Pillows

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Illegal Immigrants

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'My French is not so good.'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

'I learned a new word today.'

Barking as a Second Language.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"According to this poll, when asked if there was sufficient English as a Second Language instruction in their school district, 35 percent of ESL students said 'yes', and 65 percent didn't understand the question."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Our secret midlife crisis fling is still on track for June of 2018. Almost. Almost? That's right. You're not exactly doing your part. Where are the tattoos I designed for you? Where are the six-pack abs? If you'd been following the meal and workout plan I sent you, you'd have six-pack abs by now. you were serious about -- Have you even started the Rosetta Stone French lessons I gifted you? The pillow talk is supposed to be in French. Can't we just use Google translate? Beep beep. Unacceptable. D