Tai Chi T-Shirts

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'Tai Chi or my dinner is in the oven?'

Tai Chi

"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Karate.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Martial Arts

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'