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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Karate.

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

Jacques Loussier.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'Don't get me wrong -- I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."

So! Graham Greene.

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Robot and Guru

"There goes your knighthood."