Chai Lover Gifts

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Nutflix

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

WWE Chess

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Jacques Loussier.

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Karate.

'It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.'

So! Graham Greene.

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

"There goes your knighthood."

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

Edith Piaf

"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."

'Don't get me wrong -- I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'