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Jacques Loussier.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

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Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'