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'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Google car."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Roads with a view.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Angela Merkel

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

William Shakespeare

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Ham-Dram

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Shakespeare reading.

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

Cars at the drive in.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'