Bach Enthusiast Gifts

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

Roads with a view.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Angela Merkel

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare reading.

To Be/Not To Be

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

Cars at the drive in.

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Johann Sebastian Bark.