Bach Admirer Gifts

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Bee flying to another flower.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Robot Jogger

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Robot walking pet robot

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Shakespeare's Brain

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Mad cleaning robot.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.