Chandelier Admirer Gifts

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

Hanging from a chandelier

Football Chameleon

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Sleeping Beauty

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Home sweet home'.

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Satan in the fireplace

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

You are what you collect.

"Who left the back door open?"

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

Metropolitan Marines

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."