Chandelier Admirer Mugs

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

Hanging from a chandelier

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Football Chameleon

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Sleeping Beauty

One-man band rehearsal.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Home sweet home'.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Butterfly Woman

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Satan in the fireplace

Naomi Osaka

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Who left the back door open?"

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

You are what you collect.

Metropolitan Marines

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."