Bach Admirer T-Shirts

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Shakespeare's Brain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Toenail clipping missile.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Mad cleaning robot.

Red hot little combo

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."