Backpacking Bach Fanatics Gifts

'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

The experienced backpacker.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Holiday Supplies

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Off to see the world

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Airport

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Injured backpacker.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Isn't this fun?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'