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Music Shop - Be Right Bach

Bowled over again!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

The Da Vinci Cod

Next in Lion

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

You're my Venus

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Will Kill For Food

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Gunswinger

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'