Bach Fan Mugs

Music Shop - Be Right Bach

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

You're my Venus

Next in Lion

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Will Kill For Food

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Gunswinger

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'