Bach Lover Mugs

Jacques Loussier.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Zorro as a child.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'