Chai Enthusiast Mugs

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Overjumpers

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Woman on the phone.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Geoffrey Chaucer

Karate.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I get no respect!'