Tai Chi Enthusiast Mugs

'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You may now kick the bride.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Cat Kung Fu

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'The Big Kahuna!'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Feng Shwoops!"