Tai Chi Enthusiast Gifts

'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You may now kick the bride.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Love your feng shui!"

What your house plant says about you...

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'We complete each other...'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Cat Kung Fu

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'