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'Feng shui?... Feng shui? The first thing we have to do is get rid of all this dirt!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'Oh no! Someone has let the dog in!'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"An everything Martini, please."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

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...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Love your feng shui!"

The Angel's Share

Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'