Feng Shui Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Love your feng shui!"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Frat House Feng Shui

"You know very well what fish!"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Feng Sushi

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.