Feng Shui Followers Gifts

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Love your feng shui!"

What your house plant says about you...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

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Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Feng Sushi

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I'll Feng Shui your teeth if you don't stop moving the furniture about."

Dracula reading fang shui.

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."