Feng Shui Follower Gifts

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Hong Kong Feng Shui'

I'll "Feng Shui" your flipping teeth....

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Feng Sushi

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."