Feng Shui Fans Gifts

'I love what you've done with the place.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Revenge had come.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

What your house plant says about you...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Love your feng shui!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Frat House Feng Shui

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Goldfish funeral

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'