Feng Shui Fans Prints

'I love what you've done with the place.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Revenge had come.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Frat House Feng Shui

Sun Worshipers

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."