Fashion Feng Shui Fan Gifts

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Casual Thursday

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

What your house plant says about you...

"Love your feng shui!"

Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

Feng Sushi

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."