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'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Casual Thursday

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Feng Sushi

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

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