Feng Shui Fanatic T-Shirts

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

Snail reading about Feng Shui.

Feng Sushi

"It was giving off negative energy the other way"

I love what you've done with the place.

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Feng shui'd out on my ear...please help!

Apparently there was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Frat House Feng Shui

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'