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'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Love your feng shui!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Frat House Feng Shui

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'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

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'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Feng Shui for Farmers

Dracula reading fang shui.

"I'll Feng Shui your teeth if you don't stop moving the furniture about."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Feng Shwoops!"