Feng Shui Believer T-Shirts

Which investment form fits better? Funds? Stocks?? Fixed dposits??? Or real property???? You see how badly I need a Feng Shui consultant!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Love your feng shui!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Frat House Feng Shui

Not The Real Me

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'