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Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Hong Kong Feng Shui'

I'll "Feng Shui" your flipping teeth....

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

What your house plant says about you...

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Love your feng shui!"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Frat House Feng Shui

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Feng Sushi

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''