Cross-cultural Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"Damn silly sign!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Tough Teddies

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Slalom

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Spinning Wheel

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'