Furniture Feng Shui Fan Gifts

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

En garde!

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

The water desk

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

En-guard dog.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Acupuncture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Feng Shui for Farmers

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).