Feng Shui Rebels Gifts

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

'Teenagers!'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Whatever!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Love your feng shui!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

What your house plant says about you...

Frat House Feng Shui

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Feng Sushi

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Dracula reading fang shui.

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

Feng Shui for Farmers

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Feng Shwoops!"