Feng Shui Gifts

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

New-Age junk diet.

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

Feng Shui - I've found the perfect position for the book, darling.

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

Which investment form fits better? Funds? Stocks?? Fixed dposits??? Or real property???? You see how badly I need a Feng Shui consultant!'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

Feng Shui Department

"Feng Shwoops!"

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

Dracula reading fang shui.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

I'll "Feng Shui" your flipping teeth....

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

"I hope you realize this is bad feng shui!"

'Bernholdt, Fenton and Meyers - mergers, acquisitions, hedge funds and feng shui.'

Feng Shui Channel

"I'll Feng Shui your teeth if you don't stop moving the furniture about."

'You can balance the energies of your space by moving money from your bank account to mine.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

Feng Shui for Farmers